Fearless Swimmer Gifts

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

Monster under the bed.

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

Don't have nightmares!

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

'Took your advice and decided to face my fears. I still get panic attacks, but at least now there's a darn good reason.'

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

Remember, Ed, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.

"You don't have any silly thing about snakes, do you?"

"I can handle the big cats, but the clowns creep me out."

"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."

"This is the first time I’ve been this high, Cheryl..."