Fearless Swimmer's Delight Gifts

Aquatic neurotic: 'It's too wet.'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

Clown Nightmares

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

Death chasing an old man on bumper cars.

Man on bike sees beast in mirror.

'Look, I don't expect you to understand this, but the thing is, I'm deathly afraid of water. . . always have been.'

"...Just checking there's no spotty gwobbly bogeymen under the bed."

' I don't want a nice little wine - get me something aggressive !! '

Only eighty-six more days till summer!

"Harold! There's something in the bath"

When still waters don't run deep.

"Oh God, I'm having a thought!"

Elderly lady taking driving lessons.

'All I really wanted was a swim!'

"Please turn off all mobiles."

'Hey babe, do you swim here often?'