Fearless Fun-seeker Gifts

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

"...Just checking there's no spotty gwobbly bogeymen under the bed."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Photobooth Photobomb

The Final Selfie

'Even More Disciples'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Jesus breaks the bread.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Olympic Jar Opening Event

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

When the water's colder than you thought...

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Clown Nightmares

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses?

Cross Umbrella

'Fathers Day.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

"Never seen a cow before?"

Flying carpets: new and used.

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

Cheesus

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

Jesus Seals the Hick...

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

"My children, Pastor. This is 'Forgive' and this is 'Forget'."