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'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

"...Just checking there's no spotty gwobbly bogeymen under the bed."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

The Final Selfie

'Even More Disciples'

Photobooth Photobomb

Jesus breaks the bread.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Olympic Jar Opening Event

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

When the water's colder than you thought...

Clown Nightmares

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

Cross Umbrella

'Fathers Day.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Never seen a cow before?"

Cheesus

Flying carpets: new and used.

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

"My children, Pastor. This is 'Forgive' and this is 'Forget'."

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

Balloons

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"