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"More novacaine?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

Things that scare Jimmy

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

Clown Nightmares

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

'Took your advice and decided to face my fears. I still get panic attacks, but at least now there's a darn good reason.'