Fearless Fun Pillows

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

Clown Nightmares

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Things that scare Jimmy

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

'Took your advice and decided to face my fears. I still get panic attacks, but at least now there's a darn good reason.'

"You don't have any silly thing about snakes, do you?"