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Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"At last, a low-level panel!"

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Things that scare Jimmy

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

Zoo dentist.

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

The Board of Fear

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."