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'You have nothing to fear but fear itself, and my bill.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"At last, a low-level panel!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

Monster under the bed.

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

Don't have nightmares!

Things that scare Jimmy

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

"The food in your pantry may kill you, details tonight...on Eyewitness News!"

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."