Fearless Philosopher Gifts

'You have nothing to fear but fear itself, and my bill.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"At last, a low-level panel!"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

Monster under the bed.

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

Don't have nightmares!

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Things that scare Jimmy

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

The Board of Fear

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

Bin Laden