Fearless Strategist Gifts

'You laugh, but you don't see people hanging around do you?'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

"At last, a low-level panel!"

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"We're making progress."

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

Things that scare Jimmy

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

The Board of Fear

The team leader conserved energy at odd moments.

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"