Peaceful Strategist Gifts

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"If you really want to get ahead you'll need to stop licking your own butt and start licking mine."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'It's a silent protest.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

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'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Success

"We're making progress."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"...and remember son. Don't let anybody push you around!"

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."