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'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

(...my plan for world peace)

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"If you really want to get ahead you'll need to stop licking your own butt and start licking mine."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"We're making progress."

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

Success

"...and remember son. Don't let anybody push you around!"

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BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."