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'Oh, I'm reasonably ambitious about my military career, sir, but I don't want to set the world on fire.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"If you really want to get ahead you'll need to stop licking your own butt and start licking mine."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Eye Off the Ball

The Costs Of Doing War.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'It's a silent protest.'

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"...and remember son. Don't let anybody push you around!"

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

"We're making progress."

Success

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

The Future

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

The Sinking of the Moskva