Peaceful Strategists Gifts

'Oh, I'm reasonably ambitious about my military career, sir, but I don't want to set the world on fire.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"If you really want to get ahead you'll need to stop licking your own butt and start licking mine."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

The Costs Of Doing War.

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

"...and remember son. Don't let anybody push you around!"

"We're making progress."

Success

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

The Sinking of the Moskva

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

The Future

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."