Light-hearted Strategists Gifts

Goldie playing chess. Check.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"FREEDOM!!!"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"We're making progress."

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Success

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Cat Trap,

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Bear bends hunter's guns.

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians