Faithful Strategist Gifts

'And please let me appear sincere enough in my religious convictions to win the Christian vote.'

Forgive them father, they know not what they do.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

Success

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'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"We're making progress."

For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

Snowman has cage protecting his nose.

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

So what happens when you told Armstrong you wouldn't recite that Sinclair Broadcasting script? Oh, nothing. Sinclair sued me for everything I own, that's all. But the joke's on them: I've set up different LLC's for every aspect of my life. So all they could get were the assets of the LLC that they paid. This opens up a whole world of possibilities. I knew forming Rudy-has-next-to-nada LLC was a good idea. I am going to miss my ten cents and my broken wiffle ball, though.

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Cat Trap,

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

Bear bends hunter's guns.

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

'Of COURSE we appreciate having someone with your expertise in mergers and acquisitions, but offhand I can't think of another corporation that would match up with ours.'