Faithful Strategist Pillows

'And please let me appear sincere enough in my religious convictions to win the Christian vote.'

Forgive them father, they know not what they do.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"We're making progress."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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Success

For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

Snowman has cage protecting his nose.

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Cat Trap,

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

Bear bends hunter's guns.

'Of COURSE we appreciate having someone with your expertise in mergers and acquisitions, but offhand I can't think of another corporation that would match up with ours.'

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

"Can I start getting my allowance in Lottery tickets?"