The Silent Strategist T-Shirts

By not taking sides and staying as neutral as possible, Bob was safe – and virtually invisible.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

In Disguise.

'It's the simple things.'

Furtive Milking

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

Street trader tricking police.

"No. I can still see you."

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

Model Stealth Bomber.

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

'If you can keep your head while all about are losing theirs...'

Killing time, and vice versa....

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'