Slow And Steady Strategist T-Shirts

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'Crossing the road is quite easy actually: Just wait until peak hour when the traffic is hardly moving...'

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

Model Stealth Bomber.

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

'If you can keep your head while all about are losing theirs...'

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

Investments: Check out our webinar: 'The tax advantages of delayed gratification.'

'Believe it or not General, the Army is already charging...'

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

"We always take one piece out."

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

'The brood mares are coming this way! If they ask you if they look fat the answer is no!'

Ted knew he was in for a long day when his opponent patiently waited for the snail to crawl out of his putting line.

"I had a brainstorm at the Existential Marketing Seminar. What if we did nothing?"

"Where do you see yourself in 150 years?"

'Liberty, equality, and fraternity, eh? ? What's in it for me?'

"At the next board meeting maybe you'll just be quiet."

"This is moving too fast. . ."