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Trained tortoise

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

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'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

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"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

'If you can keep your head while all about are losing theirs...'

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

Think: Everyone's out to get me.

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

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'Believe it or not General, the Army is already charging...'

"We always take one piece out."

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

"Where do you see yourself in 150 years?"

Ted knew he was in for a long day when his opponent patiently waited for the snail to crawl out of his putting line.

'The brood mares are coming this way! If they ask you if they look fat the answer is no!'

"I had a brainstorm at the Existential Marketing Seminar. What if we did nothing?"

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

"At the next board meeting maybe you'll just be quiet."

"This is moving too fast. . ."