Fearless Leader Gifts

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

'You dreamed of me and woke up screaming and bathed in sweat? Congrats! Now you're a full member of my team!'

'She scares the hell out of me. She's creative, brainy and sexy.'

"I worked my whole life to get to the top, only to find that I'm afraid of heights!"

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

The Board of Fear

"At last, a low-level panel!"

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

CEO Gets Thumbs Up From His Portrait.

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Monster under the bed.

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

Things that scare Jimmy

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

Don't have nightmares!

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

Bin Laden