Fearless Adventurer Gifts

'Took your advice and decided to face my fears. I still get panic attacks, but at least now there's a darn good reason.'

'On the contrary, I think this is the BEST time to talk about life insurance.'

"Remind me—what's scary about a chair?"

Lemming with hang-glider.

'You the new man?'

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker

'I laugh in the face of danger.'

Never look back.

'Yours, is one of the worst cases of acrophobia I've ever seen.'

'Height fear."

'Relax! My dog would never bite you!'

"Leave us alone! I am a behavior therapist! I am helping my patient overcome a fear of heights!"

'There, you see?... There aren't any humans hiding under your bed.'

'...and try not to think about the water jump !'

'I knew a man who'd land a shark by grabbing his tail. We used to call him fearless.'

Boy describing how he came by his riding injuries

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Woman trying to leap over a cliff.

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

Man stood on a Crocodile.

Disturbed

The coward's way out.

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

'Okay, who's next? Hey! Where'd everybody go?'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Now I know we're in Hell!"

A dental patient running away from sound of road drill

"Just how long have you had this fear of heights?"

"Ever think about taking the stairs?"

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

"This is the first time I’ve been this high, Cheryl..."

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"You don't scare me, pal - I teach driver's ed!"