Fearless Traveler Gifts

"At this time I'd like to ask you to remain calm, fasten your seat belt and flap your arms just as fast as you can."

Stained Glass Airplane Window

Excess Baggage: The fact that you're a friend of the judge back home won't help much when you're in a foreign jail.

"Don't worry, in the case of an accident the pilot is the first on the scene."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Yipeee!"

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Casual skydiving.

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'No luggage.'

Things that scare Jimmy

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Mexican Dog

"Who wants to go first?"

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"