Smoke-free Strategist Gifts

'I'm worried! I gave up smoking without any trouble!'

"Smokey The Tree"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Population rocket

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Putting money back in to the world economy

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

Stop Smoking Program.

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'Oi! '

Global Warming Trade Fair: Turning Climate Change Into An Investment Opportunity.

"Here's our environmental audit. . ."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

BIO TV

Climate Dirt Summit

"I eat cheap greasy food so I can save for my cardiologist bills in the future."

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

Office Smoking Conflict

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

Green Bank

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'