Smoke-free Advocate Gifts

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

'Everybody, but Jake's horse, was glad he'd given up smoking.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'That part about the quantum convinced me!'

Dog Passive Smoking

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

'We prefer that you not smoke that in here...'

'You're not supposed to smoke inside the car daddy - smoke is bad for me!'

Office Smoking Conflict

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

"It's not me smoking! It's that a**hole!"

"Smokey The Tree"

Smoker's Lungs.

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

'Thanks, but I'm a non smoking building...'

Thank You for Not Smoking

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

Lung Disease Treatment.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Careful in there. The bouncers evict first and ask if it's an electronic cigarette later.'

'Do you mind not passive smoking in front of me?!'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"We decided not to complicate the issue."

'Auntie! This is a non smoking house!'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'The usual, Clanc--So THAT'S what you look like!'

Tar and Feathered Smokers.

Nudist Colony Orientation. There's two rules. You can put something on if it's cold and smoking is never allowed. Clothes but no cigar!

The Next Police Chief

The No-Smoking Building

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'