Smoke-free Advocates Gifts

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'Admit it, you're still smoking, aren't you?'

'He doesn't smoke around the kids or at home, but he doesn't seem to worry about MY passive smoking!'

No smoking.

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'Oi! '

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

The smoking Gun

Last week, stingy caf

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

Office Smoking Conflict

Day by day: poison gas attacks on European children!

The Dangers of Passive Smoking

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

'Cigarette?'

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'