Smoke-free Advocates Gifts

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'Admit it, you're still smoking, aren't you?'

'He doesn't smoke around the kids or at home, but he doesn't seem to worry about MY passive smoking!'

No smoking.

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Oi! '

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

The smoking Gun

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

Do you want to add something about not smoking?

Office Smoking Conflict

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

'Cigarette?'

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

Packey Bar.

The Dangers of Passive Smoking

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

The real cause of forest fires

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'