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"What's the secret of your longevity, Grampa?" "I guess it's because I was just never that curious about anything."

Yeah, me worry.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

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Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

Running

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Let there be cool.'

The Meaning of Life

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'