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"What's the secret of your longevity, Grampa?" "I guess it's because I was just never that curious about anything."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

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Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Running

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Let there be cool.'

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

The Meaning of Life

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'