Relaxed Philosopher T-Shirts

'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.'

If it's broke, don't bother to fix it...

'I'm a door to door salesman so I see it as more of a blessing really.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

"Looks like your Father may have scored some of that medical marijuana."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Clearing up medals.

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

"Since you retired, you've gone to pieces!"

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

Success Without Effort

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"Smoke two joints and call me in the afternoon."

Evolution of Chair

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

Library of War and Peace

'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.'