Leisure Philosopher T-Shirts

Lazy people have no leisure time.

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

At the 2021 Religious Games

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Winter Weather.

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Philosopher trading cards.

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Let there be cool.'

Workaholic on a cruise

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

The Farmer Sutra.

The Meaning of Life

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

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