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Winter Weather.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

FAQs.

Future Tents

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"You'll grow in time my boy. Until then you'll just have to be a 'little' patient!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

The Procrastinator

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

The Farmer Sutra.

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!"

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

The youth shows responsibility!

No crawling sign in the desert.

Deer in Fear

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'

Caution - Poet at work

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."