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'How much of your budget goes for defense?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Giraffe Umbrella

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"It's such a lovely day!"

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'More bubbles!'

Fishing sign.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Bears catching fish

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Happy Gnu Year!"

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

The Brothers Grime

Country Bumpkin.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"