Outdoorsy Thinker Pillows

'How much of your budget goes for defense?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Giraffe Umbrella

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Fly Fishing

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'More bubbles!'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Fishing sign.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Bears catching fish

The Brothers Grime

Country Bumpkin.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Bike Rides

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'