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Evolution of Chair

'I suppose he gets lost in thought because it's such unfamiliar territory.'

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

"The long wait for greatness to be thrust upon one."

At the 2021 Religious Games

Winter Weather.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

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"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

'I had multiple personalities.'

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'

'Now, as many of you know, I was the Monkey's uncle...'

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"

"Since you retired, you've gone to pieces!"

Academics At the Beach

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.'

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

"What's the secret of your longevity, Grampa?" "I guess it's because I was just never that curious about anything."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

If it's broke, don't bother to fix it...

"at my age I have to wonder if it's indigestion or a heart attack." (two old men discussing aging and medical concerns)

Adan and Eve.

"The boss is on a working vacation and we're on a nonworking vacation."

'You can't live like there's no tomorrow, and then live tomorrow.'

'Oh, I've been happier.'

"Well of course I'm not tired of living. What a frightfully silly thing to say!"