Vacation Philosopher T-Shirts

Find a t-shirt that speaks to your vacation philosopher’s spirit—witty, thoughtful, and ideal for pondering life’s mysteries while on the move.

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'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

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'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

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"Not only do I need an escape to the beach, I need to escape the beach with a book about someone escaping their life."

"Not only do I need an escape to the beach, I need to escape the beach with a book about someone escaping their life." mockup

"Not only do I need an escape to the beach, I need to escape the beach with a book about someone escaping their life."

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Academics At the Beach

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"Nation-building never works."

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Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

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Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

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Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

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'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

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'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

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'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.' mockup

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

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Future Tents

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A Poem about Sand

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'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

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'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

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"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded." mockup

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

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"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?" mockup

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

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"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television." mockup

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

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Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

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Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

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Business Vacation.

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John takes a personivacation.

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'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.' mockup

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

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"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked." mockup

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

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"It's called 'A Package Holiday'" mockup

"It's called 'A Package Holiday'"

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"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old." mockup

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

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Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

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Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

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Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

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Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

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Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

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Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

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Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

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The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

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The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

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"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination." mockup

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

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A beach has meters.

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Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never." mockup

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

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Woman painting a man drowning.

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'I don't think that's what Daddy meant, when he said you could 'bury him in the sand' dear! '

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'I don't think that's what Daddy meant, when he said you could 'bury him in the sand' dear! '

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Arbitrageur in Exile

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Academics at the Beach: Prof. Johnson attempts to see beyond the horizon.

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Academics at the Beach: Prof. Johnson attempts to see beyond the horizon.

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It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

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It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

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An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

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An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

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Vacation Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

Vacation Philosopher Mugs

Discover our range of vacation philosopher mugs, perfect for adding a touch of wit and wisdom to your loved one’s morning routine.

Vacation Philosopher Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows designed for vacation philosophers—combining comfort and cleverness to enhance their relaxation.

Vacation Philosopher Prints

Browse our inspiring prints that celebrate the reflective nature of vacation philosophers—great for decorating their space with meaning and humor.