Vacation Philosopher Gifts

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

"Not only do I need an escape to the beach, I need to escape the beach with a book about someone escaping their life."

Academics At the Beach

"Nation-building never works."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Future Tents

A Poem about Sand

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Business Vacation.

John takes a personivacation.

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

"It's called 'A Package Holiday'"

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

Woman painting a man drowning.

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

A beach has meters.

Academics at the Beach: Prof. Johnson attempts to see beyond the horizon.

'I don't think that's what Daddy meant, when he said you could 'bury him in the sand' dear! '

Arbitrageur in Exile

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.