Traveling Philosopher Gifts

Man arriving at airport sees a monitor with rescheduled debt on it!

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Future Tents

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Religion & Economics.

Chicken: the one-man show

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'Existential truckstop'

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags."

Emotional Baggage Check In.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Academics At the Beach

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

"Our flight's been diverted to Frankfurt - but remember, it is better to travel than to arrive."

Road sign reads: Gestalt Est, Zen Yoga and San Bernardino.

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost."

'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

Gurus wise words on lost socks

Belief / Beyond Belief

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

"Why did the chicken cross the road less travelled?"

Beggers belief.

Refresh Instagram your way to success

Newspapers on the Commute