Road Trip Philosopher Gifts

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost."

Road sign reads: Gestalt Est, Zen Yoga and San Bernardino.

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Future Tents

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Chicken: the one-man show

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'Existential truckstop'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

Boating trip

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

The End.

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

Motorist sees a sign at state border reading 'Welcome, Missouri Loves Company'.

Gurus wise words on lost socks

'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

Right Lane Back to Square One.

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

Belief / Beyond Belief

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

What it's like to drive a boring car.

Man arriving at airport sees a monitor with rescheduled debt on it!

Tunnel of Life

'You can stop hiding now Artie...We know you went to breakfast without us!'

Next exit, food, gas and Wally Yomp, Springdale's most eligible bachelor.

'Slow down on the speed bumps, Harvey.'

Highway cone tepee.

Driver's Block