Road Trip Philosopher Gifts

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost."

Road sign reads: Gestalt Est, Zen Yoga and San Bernardino.

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Future Tents

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Chicken: the one-man show

'Existential truckstop'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

Boating trip

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

The End.

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

Motorist sees a sign at state border reading 'Welcome, Missouri Loves Company'.

Gurus wise words on lost socks

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

Belief / Beyond Belief

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

Right Lane Back to Square One.

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

"Why did the chicken cross the road less travelled?"

Trans-continental Meditation. 'Are we there yet?'

What it's like to drive a boring car.

Man arriving at airport sees a monitor with rescheduled debt on it!

'You can stop hiding now Artie...We know you went to breakfast without us!'

You are leaving the farm belt. Welcome to the farm pants

Highway cone tepee.