Travelling Philosopher Gifts

Gurus wise words on lost socks

'I'm from Brixton originally, but the council ruled that lederhosen are hostile to inclusion and diversity.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

FAQs.

Future Tents

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Religion & Economics.

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'Existential truckstop'

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags."

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

What have you been reading so intensely? A fast-paced thriller called Hooked. I love getting caught up in a book. I love the feeling of being lost in a world. In particular, I love escaping to someplace where you do not exist at all. This is an odd sort of book review. With a good book, I am free from you for hours.

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

Emotional Baggage Check In.

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Academics At the Beach

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

"Our flight's been diverted to Frankfurt - but remember, it is better to travel than to arrive."

The world toilet.

Road sign reads: Gestalt Est, Zen Yoga and San Bernardino.

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost."

"Why did the chicken cross the road less travelled?"

Belief / Beyond Belief

"Sorry about that - just clearing my throat."

Refresh Instagram your way to success

"Not only do I need an escape to the beach, I need to escape the beach with a book about someone escaping their life."