Road Crossing Philosopher Gifts

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

The fate of the emigrant

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

Chicken: the one-man show

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

'I see you crossing a road...'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Existential truckstop'

"Concentrate everyone! This question will be asked and you need to be prepared!"

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

"I cross therefore I am."

Proverbs for Real Life. When one door closes it's probably locked and your key is on the other side.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Self-Reflecting Pool

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

The End.

Road sign reads: Gestalt Est, Zen Yoga and San Bernardino.

"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost."

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.