Philosopher In Traffic Gifts

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Yes, That Was The Exit

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Chicken: the one-man show

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Existential truckstop'

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

"You love gloating, don't you?"

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Self-Reflecting Pool

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

Hollywood - Exit Stage Left.

This country is on the road to ruin!

'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.'

Congestion of the Electric Car

Road sign reads: Gestalt Est, Zen Yoga and San Bernardino.

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."