Traffic Sign Philosopher Gifts

The Insanity Plea.

Self-Reflecting Pool

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

Yes, That Was The Exit

Cupid paints Stop sign

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Baby in Trunk.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'It's some intellectual group, but nobody can figure out what they want.'

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Existential truckstop'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

Dog in car sitting at a STAY sign.

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Traffic calming ahead. Prepare to be Mindful.

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

Hollywood - Exit Stage Left.

"Rough neighborhood."