Traffic Philosophers Gifts

"The boss called from his car phone. He's stuck in traffic and will be in late."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Yes, That Was The Exit

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Existential truckstop'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

'Good Book?'

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

Self-Reflecting Pool

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

Torah reading on the subway.

Hollywood - Exit Stage Left.

'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.'

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

The tube's a nightmare today

Congestion of the Electric Car

This country is on the road to ruin!