Public Transport Philosopher Gifts

'The 10 Habits of Highly Annoying People'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Good Book?'

Torah reading on the subway.

"I'm not annoying you, am I?"

"Bloody typical, you wait for ever, then three of the buggers come along together!"

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

'I'm not stressed by the belated and crowded subway. I'm stressed by all the stupid mobile conversations I was forced to listen to!'

We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course.

"We regret that the lift is broken..."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'I don't know if people are born inconsiderate, or the public transportation system made them that way.'

Meet Hank C. Muffle, award winning author of the best lame excuses for train and plane delays!

Martin (second from left) was beginning to regret starting this conversation.

Bicycle and public transportation.

"We opticians are seeing more of this, eyeball lock due to reading fellow commuters' mobile screens."

Manspreading

Public transit

"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"

The tube's a nightmare today

'It's only fair we stand,Doris-after all we do outlive them!'

'I read the handwriting on the wall but it's all advertising.'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

'Train 'A' leaves London at 8:15am travelling at a speed of 55mph' - 'Train 'B' leaves Edinburgh at 8:55am travelling at a speed of 45mph' - 'If you shout loudly enough at customer services for 15 minutes, what is the probability of getting...'

You learn a lot about human nature by riding the bus. That's just one more reason why I'd rather drive a Lamborghini. Bus.

A man is stood in at a train station watching a train arrivals board.

"I miss complaining about the subway."

Bus Stop Thoughts

Meet Miss Subways

"Due to an earlier incident, this train is being held in the station."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"