Public Transport Philosophers Gifts

"Dan didn't trust babies."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Is Driving Doomed?

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

HS2

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Bus Stop

"I took the road less travelled..."

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

"He misses his commute ."

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

"Yes you are correct, buses have been here recently."

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

Metrocard error messages

'Sorry Jane, I can't make it home in time. The 10-o'clock liana is delayed.'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.