Public Transport Philosophers Mugs

"Dan didn't trust babies."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

HS2

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Bus Stop

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

"I took the road less travelled..."

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

'Sorry Jane, I can't make it home in time. The 10-o'clock liana is delayed.'

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

"Yes you are correct, buses have been here recently."

"He misses his commute ."

Metrocard error messages

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...