Public Transport Pundits Gifts

'Passengers who are leaving the train, please make sure they take their personal belongings.'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

U.S. Transportation System

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

The last Passenger Pigeon

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

The next fast train has gone.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

HS2

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Bus for Giraffes.

"Don't make eye contact..."

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Bus Stop

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

"I took the road less travelled..."

What Holds the Subway Together?

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

A Train Conductor.

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

"Yes you are correct, buses have been here recently."

"He misses his commute ."

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...