Public Transport Guru Gifts

'Let's wait for the next one -- they're packed in like sardines in there.'

How to catch a bus

Stout man on a crowded bus

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Packed like sardines

Is Driving Doomed?

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

The last Passenger Pigeon

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

The next fast train has gone.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

HS2

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Doubledecker bus stop

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Subway Thrillers

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Startling!