"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"
Public Transport Pro Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone obsessed with public transport? Our collection features clever and amusing items that honor their passion for trains, buses, subways, and the daily commute. Perfect for those who find joy in riding the rails or the bus that takes them everywhere.
We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!
Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.
Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!
Packed like sardines
Is Driving Doomed?
"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."
Replacement Bus Spotters.
'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'
Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'
"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"
The last Passenger Pigeon
'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'
Cinderella waits at bus stop.
Latest Railway Marvel.
"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."
"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."
'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'
' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'
'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'
"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."
The next fast train has gone.
Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)
HS2
People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.
Subway Thrillers
"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"
Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.
Doubledecker bus stop
When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault
Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.
"About time they did something about the rats!"
Startling!
The return of Miss Subways
Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.
Public Transport Pro Gifts Collection
Public Transport Pro Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for public transport pros—perfect for coffee on the go or just showing off their transit love.
Public Transport Pro Pillows
Discover cozy pillows featuring transit-inspired designs—great for adding personality to their living room or commute corner.
Public Transport Pro Prints
Browse vibrant prints that showcase their passion for public transport—ideal for decorating their favorite space.
Public Transport Pro T-Shirts
Find stylish t-shirts that celebrate the transit enthusiast in your life—witty, fun, and perfect for casual wear.