sign on bus: Priority seat for the obese.
Public Transport Patron Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who loves their daily commute? Our collection of creative products for the public transport patron highlights their passion with humorous and heartfelt items. From mugs to prints, find the perfect way to celebrate their love for getting around. Whether they’re a bus enthusiast, train aficionado, or subway admirer, these thoughtfully designed products make their travelling moments extra special. Add a dash of humor and personality to their daily routine with unique gifts designed for transit lovers.
Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.
Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!
Packed like sardines
"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."
Is Driving Doomed?
Replacement Bus Spotters.
'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'
"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"
Commuters waiting at UFO stop.
The last Passenger Pigeon
Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'
'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'
Cinderella waits at bus stop.
Latest Railway Marvel.
"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."
'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'
'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'
"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."
' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'
Jungle Taxi
"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."
The next fast train has gone.
Subway Thrillers
Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.
HS2
"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"
When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault
Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)
People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.
Doubledecker bus stop
"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"
Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.
"About time they did something about the rats!"
Gymnast's Commute
Public Transport Patron Gifts Collection
Public Transport Patron Mugs
Looking for more transit-inspired gifts? Check out our collection of mugs featuring humorous and charming designs for public transport enthusiasts.
Public Transport Patron Pillows
Brighten up their home with transit-inspired pillows! Find playful designs that capture the joy of public transport and city adventures.
Public Transport Patron Prints
Decorate their space with vibrant prints celebrating public transit. Discover designs that reflect their love for buses, trains, and city journeys.
Public Transport Patron T-Shirts
Discover our fun and stylish t-shirts perfect for public transport lovers. Show off their passion with unique graphics that celebrate city life and daily commuting.