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sign on bus: Priority seat for the obese.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Packed like sardines

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Is Driving Doomed?

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

The last Passenger Pigeon

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Jungle Taxi

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

The next fast train has gone.

Subway Thrillers

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

HS2

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Doubledecker bus stop

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Gymnast's Commute